Tuesday, January 22, 2013

What I learned at the movies...

I woke up in the morning on Sunday and had a hankering for movie theater popcorn and declared, "I wanna go to the movies!" to JeremyCooksDinner. Luckily, he agreed and we went to see Django Unchained.

It was great! Really, it was the first movie I had seen in a long time that I absolutely loved from start to finish... Though I will admit I had a hard time laughing at a lot of the jokes.

Anyway, it was a good time. Fun was had by all and I got to have soda and popcorn and Sour Patch Kids.

*drooooool*

One thing: My "small" soda wasn't very small and it's really a small wonder that Mayor Bloomberg has decided to get rid of extra large drinks. Seriously, it's ridiculous.

But I digress...

...though I'm about to digress a little further and say something that most people who live in disgusting cities can understand.

Lesson three: Yoga makes it so you really don't have to touch a damn thing in the bathroom. Hovering is an art form improved only by high lunges and half moons. So, go forth and Warrior 3 because you shan't regret it in a movie theater's bathroom!

Amen.

Real post to come tomorrow. 


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